Do you reckon you can tell if people are annoying when they speak another language? Right now I'm in a cafe and the woman next to me keeps telling what sound like lame stories in German and laughing at her own jokes. I note that no one else at her table is laughing. Her boyfriend sometimes fake laughs but the girl opposite her isn’t impressed at all. Neither am I actually.
I’m hungover. I went out to see a band last night and made a couple of friends. One was an Australian and the other British. I don't really want to see either of them ever again. The girl from Australia was in delay - maybe she had a drug problem, I don’t know. It took her ages to answer questions like “Where are you from in Australia?” I had to drink heaps so I didn’t punch her in the face. The other girl was from London and kept saying ‘D’ya know what I mean?’ Like: “I’m from London, d’ya know what I mean?” Of course I know what she means. It’s not that hard to grasp and I'm not simple.
When I got home it took me ages to get up the stairs. I kept slipping backwards and giggling. Then when I got inside I walked into the bathroom door. That’ll learn me.
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